@notsoevilrick: I hope my dog doesn't turn out weird because she's being homeschooled.
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@skittle624: I spent over $200 at the grocery store yesterday which means there will be no food in my house by tomorrow.
@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.
@squirrel74wkgn: [at the club] Me: ...everyone seemed to be just fine with Superman wearing red knee high boots Her: Just take them off