@13spencer: I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him.
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@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.
@VerbsRProudest: 12 *randomly*: Hey, Mama, can I make a twitter account? Me: *choking on coffee & coughing* No 12: What age do I have to be to make an account on there? Me: 98
@pittdave13: Hear me out.. A swear jar, but you take a piece of paper out and have to yell what’s written on it
@NickBossRoss: You legally aren't married until someone says, "haha but seriously" in their wedding speech.