Swarming gnats, but instead of annoying you, they provide compliments. “You look pretty.” “Dinner was delicious.” “Way to handle that difficult coworker, Chris. We hate her.”
I just show up at seances for the awkward, forced companionship holding hands around a table brings.
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Caesar: You will be forced to fight to the death
Gladiator: Hell yeah
Madiator: well this is bullshit
Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn’t put FIN at the end of Jaws.
Drove over 3 curbs today (personal best).
[meeting at amc network]
“Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?”
Don’t tell me what to do.
“Woo, I’m on a roll today, baby!”
In the Uk, 50 shades of Gray, isn’t a sexy book, it’s the weather report.
People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
“I want to get drunk in public.”
“Me too but on pancake batter.”
“If only there was a way to solve both problems.”
-The Origin of Eggnog