A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”
I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician.
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A robin just had chicks in a nest above our garage. Today, her babies were chirping and she just sat on them, and I’m wondering if I can use this method when my kids keep asking for snacks.
When people say they did something “like a boss” I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
Can’t trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
[God creating Neil deGrasse Tyson]
Neil deGrasse Tyson: actually that’s not how it happened
Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort.
A conga line? Now that‘s something I can get behind
“That’s gonna drive me nuts” – peanut farmer showing off his new truck
*Runs fingers over Braille calendar*
Is this a date? It feels like a date.