@1evilidiot: I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written.
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@krisv_723: Me: You get your smarts from me. My kid: Yep, I got your mustache too. Heyooo! So, free to a good home if anyone wants a kid.
@Home_Halfway: Just watched a guy cut up his burrito into dozens of little pieces. I wonder how many people he's murdered.