@longwall26: I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat.
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@usermcuserface: Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.
@elle91: [On a date] Him: I love a woman with a sense of humor, I'm a sucker for a good pun. Me: omg same. lol Jeremy if you were sliced up into little pieces and soaked in coffee liqueur and then layered between ladyfingers you'd be a jeramisu. Him: Me: Him: Me: jeramisu
@Cyd10e: Bad News: One of the side effects of your medication is death. Good News: Death pretty much cures anything.