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@JB4Realz: I like cocaine as much as the next guy.
[Looks at next guy, sees it's James Woods]
Um, I like cocaine just a little less than the next guy.

I like cocaine as much as the next guy.
[Looks at next guy, sees it’s James Woods]
Um, I like cocaine just a little less than the next guy.

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