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@Freudianscript: I need to stop Binge thinking.
@CoatCzech: "Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
@DurtMcHurtt: [god creating kangaroos]
Let's make a horse rabbit.
@brandonIee: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
@ShoutingGoddess: A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked:
I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD.