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@Underchilde: I never take a stab in the dark.
I like to see what I’m stabbing.
@Twtercide: Relationship status
Karate chopping hand holding couples' hands apart at the mall
@rose24_em: But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
@LosLos__: Me: I love you, too...umm...
[Wife says her name]
Me: See? After all these years we're still finishing each other's sentences.
@JustDontBugMe: [First Date]
Him: Hi, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
M: Oh really? *winks*
H: You look beautiful today.
@fro_vo: PARTNER: i think we should see other people
ME: look if you want to break up fine but for the love of god don’t make me see other people