@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
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@AngryRaccoon2: "Mom, can you make me a snack and bring it upstairs?" Me: "No! What is this, Denny's?" "Mom, Denny's doesn't have an upstairs."
@CodyJP9412: [creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very
@lancshotlot: Just accidentally combined "chew the fat" with "shoot the shit". I won't spoil the surprise but neither have a good outcome.
@MavenofHonor: Saw a woman leave her dog in the car, engine running, air on. He watched her from the front seat for a moment and then drove away