@sofarrsogud: I really think the person who first discovered the hallucinogenic effects of licking certain toads was probably on enough drugs already.
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@girlposts: Trump: Can I get past Biden: What's the password Trump: I don't know Biden: Losers says what Trump: What Obama: JOE
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@hippieswordfish: *tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media