@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.
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@ArfMeasures: Tech support: Your hard drive is corrupt and can't be recovered Me: So the book I've been writing for 5 years has gone forever?!!! Tech Support: how much had you written? Me *still in shock* almost 7 sentences
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
@lisaxy424: [before nap] I’ll be really productive once I get some sleep! [after nap] well now it’s way too late to do anything