@MinedOvaMatter: I saw her biting her bottom lip so I threw her a cupcake. Poor girl must have been starving.
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@clusterctraits: I like how some beatles songs sound like they're written for children and other times they sing about heroin.
@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.
@j88ess: Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person
@SeanBlazed: The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle.