@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party.
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@JesTurtle: I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail....
@Parkerlawyer: I bought myself flowers at the store because I thought they were pretty. Husband: Did I do something? Me: No. Husband: What’s the date? Me: April 10th. Husband: Is that an important date signifying anything? Me: No. Husband: Are you sure? Me: Yes. Husband, sweating: ok