but like if you somehow manage to launch yourself to the ISS they ought to let you in? right??
asking for a friend
I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.
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Girl: I dumped my last boyfriend cause he always gave short answers. I never knew what he was thinking. That’s so annoying, right?
I’ve been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian.
Spent over 20 minutes at the gym trying to get my damn AirPods to connect..turned Bluetooth on and off, unpaired and re-paired, googled “why aren’t my AirPods working “ .. I finally figured it out.. and next time I’ll check the volume first.
the boston alphabet is only 25 letters because they threw the t in the harbor
Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?
If it lasts 4 hours I’m not only callin a Dr, I’m callin everybody!!
Just push go and let’s see what happens. Really, don’t worry I’ll go next. *Famous last words…
I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.