Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect.
I suggested we say please and thank you to Alexa so our kids can hear us and it reinforces being nice to strangers and my wife loved it. my real reason is when AI becomes our sentient overlord it’ll remember we were always kind to it and let us go live in the woods by ourselves.
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Realtor: Why r u moving?
Me: I’ve been eating w my hands for 2 months because the sideways spatula won’t let me open my silverware drawer.
What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn’t have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get.
I’m not worried about toilet paper, but if I go to the store and my coffee creamer is gone, we are going to have issues.
My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I’m kind of scared, I don’t speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog
*Snowstorm on it’s way*
America – we need to stock up on bread and milk!
Canadians – better hit the beer store.
Medusa was the absolute worst when it came to objectifying people.
STUNTMAN ON TV: don’t try this at home
ME [sitting on couch eating out of a 5 lb. bag of m&ms]: ok
First date with a hummingbird:
You’re moving too fast.