@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
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@doublewenis: *seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick "I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."
@VanGobot: if u die of a potassium induced stroke cuz you ate too much fruit, bitch that's called a bananeurysm
@ArfMeasures: Me: The dog's eaten the remote control Wife: Then get another one [later] Wife: Change the channel Me *petting 2 dogs* how?