@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
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@spaghetti_lips: Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"
@SteveSuckington: Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you.
@Underchilde: If hearing “I love you” was enough, we’d all buy parrots and live happily ever after.