@Breadery: I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption.
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@GoodZiIIa: pharaoh: make my tomb a giant triangle architect: ah yes, the triangle shape is strong and sturdy & the sides will be sloped so you can symbolically climb into the afterlife pharaoh: [thinking about using it as a giant slide] yes
@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.
@electrolemon: i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers