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@Mashby811: I think I have a sleeping disorder.
It's called children
@Blakegarav: The human brain is so fascinating. It operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when ur taking a test or talking to someone attractive.
@InternetHippo: OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!!
ME: OMG *clutches guns*
[7 years later]
ME (frustratedly checking my watch): This guy is taking forever
@tropicalenvy: I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect
@chrisdowning: Sorry I’m late, I was watching ghost adventures and they heard a noise.
@Ideal_Victoria: *crawls up from backseat*
*slowly pulls off paper bag from head*
What? No... I’m not embarrassed by your driving