Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother.
I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
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My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one’s ever going to visit her again
“Alexa, negotiate brexit.”
1. Ice *check*
2. Ice *check*
3. Baby *calls 911*
– Freezer Inspector –
Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn’t make you thin.
When faced with a dilemma, I just whisper softly to myself
” What would Homer Simpson do?”
Concierge: Sorry, there is no record of your reservation and we have no spare rooms
Mary: Ok that does it, I want to see your manger
“Don’t worry my love, I’ll breathe for the both of us” I whisper as I drink directly from the wine bottle
Me: Just once?
Me: Say, “I’m a law-biting citizen”
Dog: That’s not water in your cup, is it?
Me: Throw it back. It’s too small.
Him: Ma’am, this is your child.
Me: Fine. Use him as bait.