I don’t want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn’t trying very hard.
I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
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SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened?
DAD: The oying hit me
SON: What’s an oying?
DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*
I don’t want to open a can of worms in a china shop but mixed metaphors can be very effective and logical to boot. No bull.
If I ever got kidnapped my kidnapper would be like ‘why are you so good at sitting in one room for a long period of time without showering?’
No thanks, people who hum to themselves.
I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that you probably just killed someone or you’re possessed.
I did a survey and asked 5 women what kind of clothing brand they preferred. The 5 responded: “How the hell did you get into my house?”
My wife just walked into a huge spider web.
She is now a black belt in karate.
I’ve got 99 problems…
BRB… I need to buy more mousetraps.
HER: Never use your Elmo voice again
Her: I’m thinking of a number between 1 an-