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@UncleDuke1969: "I took care of your clown problem."
@jackiembouvier: I feel as though we've come too far as a society to go camping on purpose.
@GrantTanaka: sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic
@BlancheDD140: 'No Panties Tuesday' is a thing, right?
Or AKA, I really need to do some laundry.
@GalaxyKate: Academic paper protip:
end your Conclusion section with
"just as the old woman in the forest predicted"
"in defiance of the prophecies"
@ArfMeasures: Me: ugh I HATE meeting new people
Midwife: Support his head