@KentWGraham: I used to sing my daughter to sleep at night, which is probably why her first word was “Stop.”
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@Jandalize: There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.
@JasonLastname: LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life.
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: You don’t have a shot with Padmé. Anakin: Don’t underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*