@robyn_vo: I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill.
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@IncrediblyRich: Saw Helena Bonham Carter walking down Wardour Street earlier looking every inch the mystical vagabond. Was tempted to rub her head for luck.
@jesse_street: MAGICIAN: Think of a number, any number. ME: *thinks for a bit* …k MAGICIAN: That is a letter. ME: omg ur right
@AndyAsAdjective: Text: Me: I want you to know I love you from the depths of my soul. You are my essence & the reason I live. With you, I am whole. Her: K