@SkinnerSteven: I was hooked on auctions after only going once ...going twice
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@BetteMidler: Yesterday, Trump spoke to two female American astronauts while they were in space. Not only did they make history being the first crew to perform an all-woman spacewalk, they also made history by being the first women to speak to Trump at a distance that was probably pretty safe.
@mrmakethings: When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually