I was lying next to 4 and he looked into my eyes and stroked some hair off my face and my heart melted but then he stroked a bit harder and said “mummy I can’t rub the lines out your face”

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This poster that says “Green Day: Sold Out” is right in two ways


20 years of House Hunters and Hugh Laurie is still alive and kicking. Thank god they don’t seem to be very good at it.


*zips up tent*
[Wife]: What happened
[Me,scratched up & clothes ripped]: I was uh..
*flashback to me being chased by a bee* wrestling a bear


Are we doing Secret Santa this year? Because I accidentally bought unsalted butter.


crap this virus is turning all the people into pigeons



I miss you… then I eat something and it goes away…


Me: I wonder why I don’t have any friends and can’t seem to find anyone to date.

Also me:


My note that my mom found…
She hung it on the fridge for at least six months after I wrote it at 8-9yrs old.