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Very normal stages of anger:
1) kinda upset
2) crying
3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show

Yes, other people are stupid. But to everyone but you, you are one of those other people.

I’m one salad away from identifying as a rabbit

Just ruined another 3yo’s life by failing to find a non existent toy they didn’t bring to school

Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate.

12: I hate school.
Me: Hey! Perk up! Years from now you’ll look back on this as the best time of your life!
12: Now you’re just being mean

You missed Mass online, which isn’t great, but you can watch Ben Hur now for partial credit.

I just want to be wealthy enough to leave notes for the house-sitter like “If the puma seems restless, let him splash in the Jacuzzi a bit.”

If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.