I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

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Me: “Don’t roll them so tight.”


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Dog: *wags tail*

Me: oh you’re good.


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M: and for you?

7: I’m not going to scream “STRANGER! DANGER!” or call 911