@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"
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@TheLieLamaa: The only person who listens to both sides of an argument, is the next door neighbour ...
@AlmightyBored: What's the proper etiquette for when someone cancels plans? Should I send them a thank you card?
@rockymomax: [me as a magician] ME: *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooohhh! ME: *pulls knife from hat* AUDIENCE: OOOHHH!!! ME: *pulls sautée pan from hat* AUDIENCE: NNOOOOOO
@globetrottgirl: Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?