The year is 2035.
The only movies are superhero reboots.
Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100.
I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house.
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If I’ve learned anything from movies, it’s that if you are investigating something important and get shot, you have to leave the hospital, even though the doctors say you shouldn’t.
Me: I don’t get it, I was just standing here, hard at work
HR: Yes, that was the problem.
Did you know there’s a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That’s not true. I’m sorry.
BAE: come over
BATMAN: i’m fighting crime
BAE: my parents aren’t home
BATMAN: *tears up* same
Autocorrect changed ‘lover’ to ‘liver’ and that’s ok because I need one of those too.
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that she just found them?
Waiter: I meant any questions about our menu.
NURSE: I promise. It’s ok. You can come in.
MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure
DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*
England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool