@recoveringbapti: I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck
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@LibelousLurker: My kids can't play at your house because they might begin to think laundry doesn't live on the couch.
@Otter_News: If the earth IS flat then maybe dinosaurs live on the other side, and we keep digging up their dead and buried. #SteveThoughts