@ddsmidt: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
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@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.
@KKAlThani: I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing.
@StephenBCramer: My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids.
@chuuew: ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me.