Question: If a King runs a Kingdom…& an Emperor runs an Empire…
Who runs a country?
I’d use my best pan on you.
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Age 10: One day I will get married and have 10 kids
Age 20: I hope I find someone neat
Age 30: *hissing sound*
I put my phone in airplane mode.
Worst. Transformer. Ever.
HULK:*smashes a tank*
IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind*
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Me: I need sex, and I need it now…
Her: I understand. You want to be alone.