@nolifecoach: If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
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@meganamram: I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though
@Dawn_M_: If you hold a warm baked potato it feels like you're holding someone's hand without having to touch anyone.
@vikkaroni: Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what?