@nolifecoach: If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
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@djdarrellripley: Me: Who are you and how did you get in here? Him: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus.
@OneTrickTofani: "GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL" "Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse" "Oh rad bring it in"