@patnspankme: If anyone gets drunk later and feels like paying off a credit card or two for me hmu.
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@KyleMcDowell86: *police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* "HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*
@ArfMeasures: Me: I really can't stay Him: Baby it's cold outside Me: I've got to go away Him: Baby it's cold outside Me: Just let me go! Manager of Hotel California *walks over* is there a problem?
@Boba_Photo: $1,000/hour for an escort? No thanks. I've been crossing the street by myself for free since I was 6.