i bet all the girls say “i bet you say that to all the girls” to all the guys.
if anyone starts quoting the bible to you, a funny thing to yell is “NO SPOILERS I HAVEN’T READ IT YET”
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Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson.
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[first person to dance] what’s happening to my extremities
well they’re gonna sell out pretty quick!
*puts hand on your knee
*slowly moves up your thigh
*runs over your hip
*drags finger up your stomach
Thank you for the “avi is not me” disclaimer in your bio. I was thinking David Hasselhoff sure isn’t very popular on here with 13 followers
Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up.
Stay strong! Think of the cat. He’ll eat you if you die.
When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, “No, they’re Dan’s from accounting. But they’re so cute!”