@earnestaugust: If Domino's was smart, they'd randomly call me asking if they should send over a pizza because the answer would always be yes.
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@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
@AmericanGent69: Me: So I punch them in the chest but then I’m supposed to feel bad about it and kiss them? Worst self defense class ever. Instructor: ok yeah, so this is actually a CPR class.