@DrakeGatsby: If global warming is a hoax, then how do you explain all these hot singles in my area?
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@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants.
@: My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.