@huntigula: if I accidentally respond "you too" after a fast-food clerk tells me to enjoy my meal, I shove some fries in their mouth so it isn't awkward
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@KKBowls: Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy
@EndhooS: If you're about to be attacked by a bear, just dress up as a pirate. It won't help you survive but it'll make an interesting headline.