@neiltyson: If I ever met a Space Alien, I’d resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy.
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@sarcasticmommy4: 13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done.
@TinyWriterLaura: reasons my cat is yowling: -she doesn’t want the food in her bowl -she wants to be picked up -she wants to be put back down -she wants to play -she doesn’t want her toys touched -the mantelpiece is not high enough -it’s raining -the universe is large & she is its queen
@desi_princess: Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else.