@KentWGraham: If I ever run out of food, I can survive for 3 or 4 days on the stuff stuck to the walls of my microwave.
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@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
@Sickayduh: "Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them" - Oh no "This is Debra" - aww I like that "And this is Depanties"
@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
@JasonLastname: Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds.