@TheTimmyToes: If I were a literary character, I would be the grandpa in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory that doesn't get to go
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@ArfMeasures: Son: Daddy, when does this end? Me: No-one knows, our existence is a long, bleak road upon which we travel until the final embrace of death Son: I mean when does this party end? Me: 7.30
@peeznuts: Child in a car: Strap them to the seat or you will be fined and jailed. Bus full of children: They'll be fine just throw em in there.
@cynicanoldicus: The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood.