M: YOU’RE USING MY $150 BLOW-DRYER TO UNFREEZE PIPES?!
H: Your WHAT blow-dryer?!
M: Never mind, carry on.
If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer “all sales are vinyl” until I was fired.
It would be worth it.
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that wasn’t the question
Joggers are going to be really pissed if it turns out we only get a certain amount of steps in life.
I wish there was something called the pizza/enchilada/beer diet where you lost weight. Cause I’m on it and that’s not what’s happening.
I feel like people are in such a hurry these days, that there isn’t enough moseying happening anymore. Dont even get me started on sauntering and lollygagging.
Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy…
I love when a company announces it “parted ways” with an executive, like they wistfully waved goodbye to each other at a foggy train station, instead of the guy being marched out the door by security with a box in his hands.
Seriously how ugly was Little Red Riding Hood’s grandma?