@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
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@ThugRaccoons: Me: Look buddy, I’m not here to play games Arcade Manager: And that’s exactly why I’ve asked you to leave
@PaperWash: I'm sorry son, but autocorrect keeps changing your name to Marty. That's your new name now, there's nothing we can do about it.
@ShoutingGoddess: A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD.