@PopeFrancisXXX

If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?

If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?

- @PopeFrancisXXX

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