@TheIronSherk: If pigs could fly it would make this pig catapult that I just built completely obsolete.
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@iwearaonesie: my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast "they're eating dog food"
@prontopup: "'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'." - Pirates If you haven't seen "Earth without art is just eh" then you prolly didn't like this tweet.
@junejuly12: My therapist told me to take more risks so I parted my hair on the other side this morning.