@Claytonsaurus: If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed.
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@Dank_Pal: Hi everyone, welcome to Motorboat Club. Let's get started on some sailing basics. *Man in back row throws brochure on ground and storms out*
@dorsalstream: I've decided to donate my brain to science. [years later, my brain is used to prop open the Science door]
@mishakey: I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you.
@Sirrruh: One day my kids will find a "We're Closed" sign for a grocery store & ask what it is & I'll sound like the old guy explaining shit in Zelda.