@gfishandnuggets: If the kids can eat chocolate eggs for breakfast, that means I can have Bailey’s in my coffee, right?
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@causticbob: I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.
@Iwriteforcats: MEN: Developed Theory of Relatively. Walked on the Moon. Painted the Mona Lisa. Baffled by bra hooks.
@DaddyJew: Interviewer: on holiday, what do you miss most about your work? Me: lol I think I'm hearing the question wrong