@ObviousOstrich

If you are reading this you are probably not blind.

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@Chelsea_Elle

Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I’m in the bathroom.

@HoldinCoffeeld

Yeah, it was hard talking the little lady into it; but I showed her the top child psychologists agree that competition is healthy amongst siblings. So that’s Gargamel, our 7 year old, and our 3 year old baby girl here is named Papa Smurf.

@jesse_street

[spelling bee]

Your word is “pneumonia”.

“Can you use it in a sentence?”

Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints.

@VanVeenB

Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone…..

or sandwiches….

Ain’t no sandwiches either.

@heidi420x

I’m not interested in your cat unless it’s on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid.

@TheTweetOfGod

Traditional marriage was between a boy’s parents and a girl’s parents. And maybe some cattle.