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@carlyken: If you date a guy long enough he'll start to sound like your dad when you were in junior high:
"Have fun! Be safe! Call me when you get there! Don’t talk to boys!”

If you date a guy long enough he’ll start to sound like your dad when you were in junior high:
“Have fun! Be safe! Call me when you get there! Don’t talk to boys!”

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