@Boss_Lady0888: If you drink a bottle of wine before walking your dog, it kind of feels like he’s helping you solve a crime.
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@SocialExtortion: It's been the "longest week ever" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them
@funnyordie: LIFE HACK: If a person is drowning, you can save their life by putting them in a bag of rice
@BoomBoomBetty: My anxiety started in 1984 the first time I heard the music speed up in Pac-Man when shit got real and I haven’t relaxed since.